That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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