Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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