nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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