Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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