You really coming over, don't trick.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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