Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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