I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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