I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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