covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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