Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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