there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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