Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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