sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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