i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
