I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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