Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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