Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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