Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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