but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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