Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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