And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Randomize
