And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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