I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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