just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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