dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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