Duck Duck Cougar?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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