Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
