that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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