lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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