Already got asked if we're dating
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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