the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
