When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I would ride that face into the sunset
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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