just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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