Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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