He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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