We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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