Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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