32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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