sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Randomize
