The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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