try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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