I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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