What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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