How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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