My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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