I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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