Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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