Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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