Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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