So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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