maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Life is so much better after having sex.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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