A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
is that a dick in a sweater?
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